FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1st, 2013
Today I shake my hands three times while jazzing them to commemorate the weekend's forthcoming festivities, which I will get to in one moment, after details of today's deployment.
I embark the hand jazzing with a twist. With my right hand extended perpendicular to my body, palm facing out, I fashion my left arm parallel to the right one, but facing the same direction, palm facing toward my body...all while shuffling my feet to my right, so that my entire body is in motion, to the right. Three shakes of my rigid hands, accompanied by the verbal proclamation, "Jazzzz Handsssss!"
I did not hand jazz in front of a mirror...excluding mirrors seems to be the best decision of the journey so far. Onto this weekend's momentous occasion.
I shall be visited by three wise men this night as a spirit will carry them from their homes and bring them here to me. They shall visit for three days and these three things I can assure you of:
1. They will attempt to coax Jazz Hands out of me.
2. I will not indulge them on command.
3. I will likely have to catch up on my blog entries come next week due to their visitation.
I will catch both of you up on all of this weekend's jazz handed shenanigans as soon as opportunity permits. Based on current trends, please allow three full days for me to do so.
A one, and a two and a three...Day thirty-two complete.
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