I'm learning more and more every day that Jazz Hands is for anyone regardless of nationality, language, size, shape, color, gender, age, religion, or political affiliation. Jazz Hands knows no bounds, does not discriminate, and is as unassuming as it is all encompassing.
Unless you don't have any arms.
No armed people can not do Jazz Hands, which is unfortunate. If you do not have any arms, you may only imagine yourself doing Jazz Hands, hand jazz in your dreams, or get bionic arms but that's probably quite expensive.
On the other hand, while having only one arm makes hand jazzing a challenge, it is not completely out of the question. The Jazz Hands deployed by one armed people is a compromised, slightly impaired version (by slight I mean exactly 50%)...but we can't use the term "impaired" in this instance because it's insensitive for one, and also because we already have something else called "Impaired Jazz Hands" which you can refer back to in our glossary of Jazz Hands terms, published on day thirty-six for details.
If you only have one arm, "Jazz Hands" become "Jazz Hand" and I sincerely apologize for ALWAYS referring to Jazz Hands in the plural form. I intend no disrespect to one armed hand jazzers, of course.
Your 50% is 100% better than 0%.
Day forty-nine 100% complete.
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