SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2nd, 2013
It took about an hour to confirm 2 of the 3 predicted occurrences. The Three Wise Men did in fact attempt to coax a hand jazzing out of me and I did in fact deny them.
The trick was to do Jazz Hands right under their wise noses without them realizing it. As destiny would have it, I was able to successfully pull this off three times. They either did not notice the delivery or pretended not to.
Saturday proved fruitful for the Jazz Hands journey as two new variations cropped up spontaneously. First we have "Impaired Jazz Hands" which is not entirely what you may think it is. If you have a drink in one hand and attempt to do Jazz Hands anyway and spill a little bit of your drink in the process, that is "Impaired" Jazz Hands. The second is "Honka Honka Jazz Hands" which is exactly what you think it is.
It was sunny. We ate Grouper sandwiches. We stuck our feet in the salty water. We could not have asked for a better day to eat, drink and be merry. A very satisfying day thirty-three complete.
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