Today I am merely going to update our audience statistical data as we now have readers in fourteen countries, spanning four different continents, all detailed below.
North America: USA, Canada
Europe: Germany, Spain, Croatia, England, Italy
South America: Brazil, Colombia
Asia: Kazakhstan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Bangladesh, Nepal
As far as the current statistical data goes, there is no way to know for sure if all of our readers have both arms and hands, or if some have one arm with one hand, two arms but only one hand, or are at a distinct height advantage. Vertically challenged people either like to be called "midgets" or "dwarfs" depending on the proportion of their head in relationship to the rest of their body. To this day I am still confused on the matter. Are the cute ones with the oversized heads midgets or dwarfs? Is it ever politically correct to call one an elf? Either way, I'm certain that their particular brand of hand jazzing is adorable. If any of you readers out there know a midget, or dwarf, big head or not, or have access to one, please coax them into doing Jazz Hand(s) and send the footage to me. I can not make any promises, but your efforts could potentially be rewarded with the granting of several wishes, depending on how the midget you've found responds to the video taping.
Today I hand jazzed Brazilian, which looks considerably close to Malaysian which looks similar to Canadian which is very close to German which is identical to American which is nowhere near as cute as Midget-American.
Day fifty complete.
North America: USA, Canada
Europe: Germany, Spain, Croatia, England, Italy
South America: Brazil, Colombia
Asia: Kazakhstan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Bangladesh, Nepal
As far as the current statistical data goes, there is no way to know for sure if all of our readers have both arms and hands, or if some have one arm with one hand, two arms but only one hand, or are at a distinct height advantage. Vertically challenged people either like to be called "midgets" or "dwarfs" depending on the proportion of their head in relationship to the rest of their body. To this day I am still confused on the matter. Are the cute ones with the oversized heads midgets or dwarfs? Is it ever politically correct to call one an elf? Either way, I'm certain that their particular brand of hand jazzing is adorable. If any of you readers out there know a midget, or dwarf, big head or not, or have access to one, please coax them into doing Jazz Hand(s) and send the footage to me. I can not make any promises, but your efforts could potentially be rewarded with the granting of several wishes, depending on how the midget you've found responds to the video taping.
Today I hand jazzed Brazilian, which looks considerably close to Malaysian which looks similar to Canadian which is very close to German which is identical to American which is nowhere near as cute as Midget-American.
Day fifty complete.
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