When will I expand on the laws of unintended consequences? I thought you'd never ask.
Cutting direct to the chase, my jazz handing at night while Family Dog is conducting his business seems to have created an unintended association. An enthusiastic display with outstretched arms and waving hands causes an equal and opposite enthusiastic reaction, as if Jazz Hands is high praise for Family Dog's evening escapades. I now wonder how long it will take a Jazz Hands deployment to actually cause the sudden urge to take care of business, like Pavlov's dinner bell with slightly different results.
Do you recall way back on day seventeen how Family Cat had begun timing her morning business with my bathroom mirror Jazz Hands deployments?
Kinda makes you think.
Day forty complete.
Cutting direct to the chase, my jazz handing at night while Family Dog is conducting his business seems to have created an unintended association. An enthusiastic display with outstretched arms and waving hands causes an equal and opposite enthusiastic reaction, as if Jazz Hands is high praise for Family Dog's evening escapades. I now wonder how long it will take a Jazz Hands deployment to actually cause the sudden urge to take care of business, like Pavlov's dinner bell with slightly different results.
Do you recall way back on day seventeen how Family Cat had begun timing her morning business with my bathroom mirror Jazz Hands deployments?
Kinda makes you think.
Day forty complete.
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