I can now confirm that at least two thirds of the ó crew woke on Sunday morning feeling refreshed with no ill-effects of overindulgence. In fact, one half of those two thirds had additional pep in their step, which proves without doubt that communal hand jazzing is an effective preemptive strike against the morning tremblies. If you find yourself over served on Saturday night and fully intend to thoroughly stave off dawn damage, gather six of the jazziest people you can find nearby.
Note: The remaining third of the ó crew could not be reached for comment. Based on the evidence it is fair to say that there is a better than 66% chance that we had a 100% chance of 0% Sunday hardship.
I can also confirm that the seventh member of our party, leaving prematurely to preserve their Sunday morning, likely woke with a pounding headache equivalent to the likes of six pounding headaches. I can confirm that this is a likely outcome due to the fact that suffering doesn't just go away, it has to be deferred and there is only one good candidate that makes logical sense.
Today's Jazz Hands deferred suffering. Day ninety-nine complete.
Note: The remaining third of the ó crew could not be reached for comment. Based on the evidence it is fair to say that there is a better than 66% chance that we had a 100% chance of 0% Sunday hardship.
I can also confirm that the seventh member of our party, leaving prematurely to preserve their Sunday morning, likely woke with a pounding headache equivalent to the likes of six pounding headaches. I can confirm that this is a likely outcome due to the fact that suffering doesn't just go away, it has to be deferred and there is only one good candidate that makes logical sense.
Today's Jazz Hands deferred suffering. Day ninety-nine complete.
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