2nd Amendment to RULE #5: Never, ever, ever apologize, no exceptions...unless it's in the form of sarcasm. If forgiveness is requested, a loss of one life will follow unless blood has been drawn from an opponent. If no blood is drawn from an opponent then that apology had better be snarky. Or smarmy. Or oozing with sarcasm.
Oozing blood, or oozing with sarcasm...otherwise no apologies.
Today's Jazz hands are not oozing with blood or sarcastic nor are they sarcastically oozing with blood. They are, on the other hand, distracted. That's not an excuse. That's not an apology. That's just the way the shamrock shakes.
Today's Jazz Hands were deployed in the presence of corned beef, cabbage and Jameson. Happy St. Patrick's Day seventy-six complete.
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