Supported by statistics and facts attained through hours of independent research, coffee is the top ranked morning ritual ever known to mankind. It can be enjoyed privately, shared with others, or privately shared with others...you can drink it diluted with some form of liquid or powdered dairy substance, sweetener, or pure and black, the way God intended it to be (my personal preference). Today's coffee selection is deliciously dark and its label describes it as "alluringly robust with deep cherry and cocoa notes, combined with the oaky flavors of a fine bourbon." Now why in God's name would you dilute that!? Perhaps I should be drinking my coffee out of a wine glass.
More to the point, coffee makes things happen...alllllllll sorts of things. Like Jazz Hands, for example. Without being adequately caffeinated I just stand there in the mirror and nothing happens. I try and try until I'm red in the face...but can't bring myself to a satisfying deployment. If I really force the issue, the result is relatively painful. On the other hand, too much caffeine and you get an outright Jazz Hands explosion, hands and arms flailing uncontrollably about. Jazz Hands all over the place!
It's always nice to get things moving in the morning, and one can not expect to properly start the day without that delicious cup of coffee and the subsequent hand jazzing that results (just not too much, mind you). Today's Jazz Hand deployment absolutely stinks as you may have guessed, but it enabled me to get on with things. At least the coffee and the company I shared it with was good! Day twenty-four complete.
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