TUESDAY, JANUARY 15th, 2013
Speaking of patterns, bad things occur on Tuesdays. Really really really bad things. September 11th, 2001 was a Tuesday. So was April 20th 1999, January 28th 1986 and August 23rd 2005. All Tuesdays. The biblical confusion of languages at the Tower of Babel? The fall of Constantinople? Tuesday and Tuesday. The list goes on. In general Tuesday is regarded as the worst day of the week (by me and also by Greeks apparently). This school of thought is based on daily variables of anticipation (that's my thing, not sure about the Greek's reasoning) which can be explained in length another day.
I'm not trying to compare the attempt at "Jazz Hands" on this particular Tuesday to the Tuesday that the Tower of Babel's linguistic chaos occurred...but it was pretty bad. Being the disciplined hand jazzer that I am, I concentrate on the fundamentals, paying close attention to the rigidity of my digits and the positioning of my arms. It will have to do. Tuesdays suck. We're moving on. Day fifteen complete.
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