'Tis the final Friday of August, what better time to offer up our monthly Statistical Data Update!?
9,000 site visits to date and counting...I'd like to welcome in Israel, Yakutsk, Irkutsk and Kamchatka, along with the rest of the globe as we have now achieved what was once believed to be impossible, a farce even...
WORLD DOMINATION!!!
The trick was starting with Australia and building off of that stronghold, slowly spreading to the northeast, securing Asia's border with North America. From there, both established fronts swept through Asia toward the western borders where growing strength in numbers were available to secure two territories (Ukraine and Middle East), ultimately setting up a strategic end game. End game began with staggering amounts of armies building up on the aforementioned two-territory front while North America was taken by storm. The remainder of opponents were completely overwhelmed with brute force strength from there all the way to Madagascar, South Africa's eastern, island neighbor, where the game wrapped up in victorious fashion.
Winner: Jazz Hands.
Today's Jazz Hands make a convincing argument that life is a game.
Day two-hundred and forty-two complete.
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