...And then God said, "Let there be time travel." Then there was time travel. And it was a mixed bag.
Due to clutter hoarding being embedded in our DNA combined with millions of years of human refinement, my family's latest collection has become boxes. We now possess boxes of all shapes and sizes. Large boxes. Small boxes. Long skinny boxes. Short squatty boxes. Boxes with dead bugs in them. Boxes with mouse poop in them. If there is a particular item inside of house #1 that does not fit inside one of the boxes available, it's not worth moving to house #2.
Due to clutter hoarding being embedded in our DNA combined with millions of years of human refinement, my family's latest collection has become boxes. We now possess boxes of all shapes and sizes. Large boxes. Small boxes. Long skinny boxes. Short squatty boxes. Boxes with dead bugs in them. Boxes with mouse poop in them. If there is a particular item inside of house #1 that does not fit inside one of the boxes available, it's not worth moving to house #2.
This would be so much easier if I could just use the damn time portal and be done with this moving process. Perhaps Robert Lochaven could show himself and help load some of these damn boxes up into the car.
When God created time travel, what I believe He created was a choice. Instead of delivering one, correct path, a multitude of paths were extended, and with this presentation an opportunity to decide. Perhaps Robert Lochaven has chosen a time and place that does not require him to help someone move all of their crap. Perhaps Robert Lochaven is upset that the agenda is to find a new home without time portals.
Perhaps Robert Lochaven hates goodbyes.
Perhaps Robert Lochaven hates goodbyes.
We can run from our problems, or face them. I have decided to face the time portal problem by running away from the time portal problem. I can see how this may not sit well with a time traveler such as Robert Lochaven.
This solution just seems more appropriate than solving the time portal problem by time traveling, where I jump into the portal to a future where the arduous task of physically moving all of Family's clutter has already taken place, into a house that has no time portal...but if the new house does not have a time portal, then getting there becomes quite tricky, to say the least.
This solution just seems more appropriate than solving the time portal problem by time traveling, where I jump into the portal to a future where the arduous task of physically moving all of Family's clutter has already taken place, into a house that has no time portal...but if the new house does not have a time portal, then getting there becomes quite tricky, to say the least.
Unfortunately, some of the paths we choose are circular. Perhaps this is meant to be. If you travel around the globe in a straight line, do you not end up in the exact same place? If you travel through space in an attempt to find the end of the universe, the same principle applies (proven fact). God created this wheelhouse universe with its patterns and sequences in place long before we arrived. We're merely following our circular destiny.
Today's Jazz Hands were deployed with a sense of irony.
Day two-hundred and twenty-nine complete.
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